Monobollocked

A person in possession of a singular testicle

GF: Hey Arabian goggle me
BF: I cant im monobollocked

by SeparateBark May 7, 2015

Monocode

Another word for the language of space

This space trip is straight monocode

by AmberSoovani:) June 6, 2015

monoskepsia

The feeling of being alone in a crowd.

Looking around at all the mirthful faces engaged in sparkling conversation: old friends, colleagues and lovers, she realized that she had become the stranger at her own party. Overcome with this weight of monoskepsia, she turned towards the bar.

by DictionaryofExquisiteSuffering August 2, 2016

Monobrow

A monobrow is where a persons eyebrows join up together to make 1 eyebrow. Depending on the shape they are often called "McDonald" or slag "Mackey"

A: Yo look macky is over there
B: Why do you call him macky?
A: Because he got mcdonalds eyebrows, aka Monobrow

by MondayToSundayThatsBBK June 27, 2016

monolex

n. A single word. Very much self-defining. Easy to do in german.

adj. (monolexic) To have a single word accumulating all definitions of a subject without being an issued title.

-The monolex for monolex is monolex.

-Is there a monolexic definition for "to repair or reanimate without necessary tools"? -Improvise.

-What is the monolex of Hillary Clinton? -Democrat.

by BaTycoon June 3, 2016

Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016