AUNT MARGARET

anyone who walk's into an empty bathroom stall takes a piss and leaves nothing but bloody piss in the toilet and the stail stink of rotten fish in the air and it makes you throw up and pissed just like your aunt margaret

someone pulled an aunt margaret in the women's room.

by agueybana 3rd July 25, 2017

alaskan margarita

An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.

"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"

by Mr fingers August 4, 2017

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Caitlin Margaret Kennedy

a freakily woman who loves to do her nails. she lives in suburbia. she is a baddy, who loves to eat fries, and thats pretty much it. dont eat her food you might get E. coli.

yo, a little carrot just stole my fries!!!
nah man that's just caitlin margaret kennedy, a freakily woman who loves to do her nails. !!!

by ava amici June 5, 2018

Playoff Margs

A margarita drunk during the MLB playoffs. Often drank to drown ones sorrows away when their team is losing.

Hey John, the Red Sox don’t have a chance in this game, let’s get some Playoff Margs and hit the gay bar afterwards.

by Dixie E Normus October 6, 2018

Muscle Marge

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.

MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018

Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.

Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!

by Rikstir July 20, 2019