My land

the baddest bitch in the game.

u can never beat a my land.

by anonymous November 26, 2021

crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

La La Land

Someone who is out of touch with reality as in being in their own world.

Someone unaware of their surroundings, either due to lack of intelligence or simply because they are sleeping.

Examples of people like this are, Forest Gump, Kimchee, Weish on night and day shift, and so on.
People also tend to go to La La Land in Macs basement, so be careful of your surroundings.

DAMA was not aware of what La La Land was because he himself was in La La Land.

by Truthdefined2020 April 18, 2020

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

Land Duck

Another word for Pigeon

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*

by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022

i work on the land

A farmer

I am a farmer, I work on the land

by Farmer……….sheep June 21, 2021

That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.

A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."

by telltale August 31, 2013