Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.

“What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”

by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020

10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson

"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"

by Jennerrr April 25, 2022

Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Sandy Johnson

The thing that happens after sex on the beach.

That was fun, but now look at my Sandy Johnson.

by Cass182 October 24, 2017