Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021

Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.

Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..

by NCR Ranger February 27, 2021

jew saver

kule chitty number 74 killed all the natzis and killed every jew what a man

i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver

by jew savour May 13, 2021

Jew Jugs

Massive Jewish female tits to compliment the massive Jewish female nose.

Hey man did you see those Jew Jugs!?

by analblasphemy October 3, 2023

Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"

by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021

Harvard Jew

A long time ago for as long as man can remember, there was a small group of private Universities (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) attended by arrogant sons and daughters of aristocrats and socialites. Due to their influential background and their white skin tone, they eventually graduated and naturally became leaders, CEOs, and CFOs of the world’s largest public corporations. They wanted a way to make money without exerting much effort so they decided to make public announcements of how their companies would do business together to generate X amount of revenue. This news led many investors, educated and uneducated, into foolishly buying shares of these companies. As the price of the shares rose, these so-called leaders became filthy rich. They would indulge in the finest caviar and French wines, wear designer suits and drive the fastest cars from Italy, and of course, have access to the most physically attractive women the world has to offer. Eventually their scam would come to an end so they had to sell their ownership of these company shares and announce to the public that the deals went sour. These scams repeat over and over throughout the history of man. This, my friend, is how the world works. If you are born the right color, and at the right time, you can have it all.

Joe: Life is so unfair. I just got canned dude.

Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.

Joe: Me too!

by Gagamel August 11, 2010

jew off

a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'

your only going to give me €20 your this signed Barry Manilow LP? Jew off!

by alkalinesam December 8, 2006