Jesus Droppings 

Easter Eggs

When dad mowed the lawn today, he tore up some of those Jesus Droppings we never found at the Easter egg hunt last year.

Jesus Droppings by Sageindigo March 1, 2009

jesus is my homeboy 

catchy phrase on tshirts.

way of saying jesus is freakin rad.

You know what? Jesus is my homeboy!!

CHALLAH!

jesus is my homeboy by megAn March 30, 2004

Jesus Himself 

A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.

"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"

Jesus Himself by Kayla Malcolm January 2, 2008

Jesus Christ 

A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.

Jesus Christ by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009

Jesus H. Christopherson 

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

Jesus H. Christopherson by auditus maximus July 1, 2005

Jesus in Japan 

A person who is like a fish totally and utterly out of water in every way, yet, they completely and effortlessly rule wherever they are, like a King Beagle or Top Dog

The name coming from the wildly juxtaposing idea of the Catholic/Christian messiah being in the most techonologically advanced country in the world.

"Man, check out Simon walking through those guys' hood, he's like Jesus in Japan!"

"I don't believe that, the quiet guy in the hat just strolled in here like he's King Beagle, threatened to Chamberlain one of those bikers, and sat down calmly, just like Jesus in Japan."

"Check that guy out, he doesn't speak a word of their language, dress the same or even care, but still, he's like Jesus in Japan."

Jesus in Japan by Tuco LeBlanca April 14, 2008

JESUS NAVAS 

a word of expression. instead of saying JESUS! you say JESUS NAVAS. he is also a footballer.

Alex: I'm Gay.
edis: JESUS NAVAS, i didnt see that coming

JESUS NAVAS by JESUSNAVAS August 31, 2010