An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.
“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”
“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”
“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”
by OC2594LIFE December 3, 2020

by BrazBiz April 15, 2015

by anon5548 May 17, 2025

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018

A very small but a very hard penis.
by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022

When a male or female performs oral sex on a female within a week or so of said females period ending. The iron taste and smell coming from the blood of the period causes this effect.
Guy- yo I ate out my girlfriend last night, her pussy tasted like iron bc she was just on her period.
Guy 2- wow, sounds like you were “digging for iron”
Guy 2- wow, sounds like you were “digging for iron”
by Hickumbottom June 1, 2018

by legitrandolph March 3, 2022
