The Fresh Jefferson

The appearance of an afro that has been freshly showered. Damp, not much hair up the top and droops down but still retains the curls, as such the hair resides mostly near the back and sides.
Yo he's rocking The Fresh Jefferson *Insert Luigi Boccherini: Minuetto*
by ..e.. December 14, 2020
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1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.
by Right and just July 18, 2022
mugGet the My pussy smells like April fresh.mug.

Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges
Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"
by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011
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Fresh

What i call humans who have abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025
mugGet the Freshmug.

Fresh-Maker

The Fresh-Maker is a sexual act that consists of performing cunnilgus or anal-lingus with a Mentos in the performers mouth. That mentor is then transferred into the respective hole.
I gave that girl a Fresh-Maker because her ham wallet smelled like a porta-potty in a July afternoon.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
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