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Alabama mud flap 

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
Alabama mud flap by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

flippity flap 

When your dick has multiple spasms and goes out of control just like when you finish up giving your boyfriend the biggest blow job ever.
Steven: I loved that blowjob but now my penizzle is flippity flapping.
Joe: You know how we do nigga slice.
flippity flap by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003

Batty flap 

The flap that surrounds the female genitals,also used as an insult to a minor orlesser being
I corressed my female friends batty flap, thy friend of mine
Batty flap by Chris Burgess November 15, 2004

flapsandwitch

A vagina that you have eaten personally
Her flapsandwitch was the best I have ever tasted.
flapsandwitch by DeWeD July 2, 2021

Flagsmasher 

A person so fat, they would smash paving stones.
She/He is a flagsmasher, eewwwww
Flagsmasher by Ineedacatscan June 10, 2003

flamsmack 

verb- to backhand with extreme force.
person 1 - yo ur gay

person 2 - ::flamsmacks his bitch ass::

spectator - yoooo he just got flamsacked the fuck out!
flamsmack by zach lyons February 14, 2005