facinoma

an unusual and interesting medical condition

That patient in room 203A has a facinoma.

by jo mama April 22, 2003

facial hemiatrophy

(fay shul - he me a trof ee) A disorder of missing half of ones face.

I went down to my hood, and came back with a facial hemiatrophy. What a horrible day!

by Austringer October 8, 2006

Faced shit

when a person who is already intoxicated makes the decision to drink an exponential amount of alcohol instead of stopping in a responsible manner. usually the last thought that can be recalled.

"I'm gettin Faced shit, hopefully I dont piss my pants like a fag!"

"Dude that is really out of your hands."

"shut up, im not going to listen to someone who pooped there pants sober last week in the woods, I'M GETTIN FACED SHIT!"

by Brigadier General March 25, 2010

Facial Aerial Teabag

(FAT) When the nut sack in Sanctum suddenly hits you in the face when you think you're at a safe distance, causing you to get knocked off. This can only happen when you're on top of a block, therefore, aerial.

Sometimes known as the 'Sneaky Aerial Teabag' if you get hit from behind.

Shinigami Prophet: OMG Facial Aerial Teabag
LazyNoob: ROFL, tea bagged
SlayerAce: LMFBO (Laughing my fat balls off)
Shinigami Prophet: FU

by Shinigami Prophet July 11, 2011

spam faced

So fucked you cant open your eyes! More than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. Your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling SPAM. You may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of sexual favours to remove your ass from the seat. The condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. But ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.

"Dude your fucking spam faced!"

"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"

"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."

by Shizolate May 14, 2005

Fuzzy Facial

This is where after a facial cum shot to the face the man puts his pubs on her face, he then gets next to her and takes a picture.

Look at that one is me and your ex-girl friend, that one is your current girl friend and that one is your sister, and they all have Fuzzy Facials!

by RandomK September 5, 2007

slut-faced-whore

a bitch of a girl who is a slut and a whore

that girl is a slut-faced-whore

by ikjhfiafsd January 22, 2008