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dangershit

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.
Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.
by Harold Shitman December 13, 2007
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Dangercock

A game in which a group of friends - or a risky individual - exposes their penises in a public area - usually a club or bar - and then seeing how long it takes for someone outside the game to notice. The person who goes the longest wins.
Guy 1: "Hey, this club's pretty packed"
Guy 2: "Yeah...let's play Dangercock!"
by Wadewadewade June 17, 2010
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Danger Ranger

Some say he's the 7th son, born of the scion of a 7th son. Others claim he possesses near borderline personality supernatural powers, including the ability to bi-locate. He founded the Black Rock Rangers, an institution patterned on the Texas Rangers and their historic role as guardians of a dispersed frontier society.
Danger Ranger lends his guidance and wisdom to navigate Burning Man into the future. His official title is Director of Genetic Programming and he performs his best work at 3 AM.
Danger Ranger is a spiritual leader and guiding light for a randomly gathered network of free spirits united in pursuit of experience beyond the mainstream
by Ayre Loom March 23, 2020
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Dangerboyplay

He is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him well.
Dangerboyplay is nice to people
by Whereforehd December 21, 2020
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Dangerboyplay

He is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him well.
Dangerboyplay is nice to people
by Whereforehd December 21, 2020
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A dangerous street drug

You see what I did there. I reversed the definition

(A dangerous street drug)
by Dubiks December 22, 2018
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Dangler

when a long piece of hair from your head makes its way into your underwear
and makes your butt tickle and itch.
Oh man! my butt itches i must have a dangler.
by minnyhaha February 4, 2010
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