Man-Cow Love

When a man loves his cows more than he could ever love a woman.

Man-Cow Love: When a dairy farmer spends more time and money on his cows than his girlfriend.

by farmerswife June 6, 2013

milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

baby moo cows

Refers to you calf muscle

God damn my baby moo cows are sore from running today!!

by chickenpotpi3 March 18, 2016

siddy cow

one big steamin pile of scuzzlebutt, poop, or a man who dresses up like a cow and likes to have little boys come and milk him

that siddy, was malesting me

by Bobby June 20, 2006

Mad Cow Disease

Waking up in the morning to the sad realization that at last night's party you were seduced by a crazy, fat female. You had sexual relations with her and in the morning you woke up crazy.

"...dude last night I was at jimmy's and I banged some fat chick, I got mad cow disease this morning.."

by Bigsby May 2, 2008

Wisconsin Cow Plow

After fucking a large, pregnant woman, finish by blowing your man cheese all over her tits. Once this is finished, have her lactate onto your penis and proceed to suck your dick.

-You see that fat chick Joe meet at that party?
-Yeah, the pregnant one.
-I heard he pulled of the Wisconsin Cow Plow!

by ANTPATALE January 29, 2009

Cow shit

When a mf thinks he’s good at a game but is shit

Hey bro I think I popped of this game *leader board your friend 800 score you 20,000 score* bro you didn’t pop off you’re cow shit at this game

by Sugar tits mcgee April 12, 2021