cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009

Ice Creaming

Ice Creaming is practicaly eating out a girl. But, you dont really eat a girl's pussy; you lick and suck it like an ice cream cone.

"I was ice creaming my girl last night."

by flatronL1720P July 6, 2009

Mint Chocolate Ice Cream

The best ice-cream flavour in the world, that all cool people love.
Anyone who does not like Mint Chocolate Ice Cream has no life.
The Creator of Mint Chocolate Ice Cream is a genius worthy of Einstein.

Person A: Omg. I LOVE Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person B: Awesome, then you're just as cool as me. As in EXTREMELY COOL.
Person C: Eww. I hate Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person A&B: You. Suck. *Shuns Person C*

by Michellomon May 3, 2009

nigger cream

cocco butter available from any leading cosmetics stores, used by all the best niggas!!!!!!

makes ur skin soft like a nigger

by Chloe McIntosh November 1, 2006

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.

BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!

by Abominable Snowman March 31, 2009

Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003