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Crushing the book

Using facebook in any way shape or form
When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.
by hopk5784 December 20, 2010
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deep-throat a holy book

An act of shoving a holy book down one's throat (or fingers when typing over the internet).
Amey: I find it fascinating that God is praised for the same ol' world that ever lived and today we blame one another for.

TJay: Your whole diatribe is baseless & not based on the Bible at all.

Amey: I wasn't talking about The Bible.

TJay: Religions per say, are not neccessarily based on the Bible, so blaming God himself for what 'others' say about the Bible, doesn't make their statements true does it!? Here is the the solution: First..READ The ACTUAL BIBLE. Gain therfore HIS thoughts, not mans. And then make your considered opinion.

Amey: Don't deep-throat a holy book unto me.
by Nãvnã October 30, 2011
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SciFi Book Worm

when your getting head from a girl with glasses on and you slide ur dick in and out of different gaps between her face and her glasses creating a "worm-like" motion with ur dick.
(help to have an exceptionaly large penis)
I took that chick from the bookstore out and gave her a fuckin scifi book worm!!!
by Tony August 1, 2004
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text book

satans tool of death
dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan
by Dis Dude January 13, 2008
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read a book

moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book
by woopwoooop January 18, 2009
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door stop book

a non-fiction book that is so valuable , so insightful, that you use it as a door stop, intentionally deceiving your freiends from not boorowing it or "stealing " it.
The book is giving me incredible insight. I better use it as a door stop book. No one will think to look down there for this . Who-ha-ha!
by door stop book review author January 18, 2015
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Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).
Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."
by wild_prairie_gal December 19, 2008
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