An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
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A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
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