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I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.
I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.
Baeddel is the etymological root of bad. Originally meaning "a queer or effeminate man or hermaphrodite" people forgot all about the original meaning. Just as if everyone forgot that calling someone queer had anything to do with being gay and just began using it for its derogatory connotation. Later on trans women began calling themselves Baeddels as part of a feminist movement meant to reclaim their history sometime around 1990. Around 2016 when various tumblr users encountered real feminists trying to revive parts of an ancient indigenous language it went about as well as anyone could have expected. They should have just invented a xenogender.
Trans woman: I've been reading a lot about baeddels and I think I should start calling myself one because I'm tired of being called a man hating rapist child molestor.
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!
baeddel by we_dont_exist June 26, 2023

I baked you a pie 

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.
Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

Twice Baked Doritos 

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos
"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

the cake been baked 

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.
The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.
the cake been baked by bigredd850 October 30, 2013

Uber baked 

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc
β€œCongratulations Joel you are now Uber baked β€œ