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Austin

A nerd that thinks everything is just about comparing grades. An autistic person who loves to bully his friends and mock people that have lower grades than him.
My description describes Austin the autistic person very well.
by UrDailyHacker March 13, 2020
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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
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Austin Martinez

A handsome man whose balls are the size of coconuts and is super strong and handsome
Wow that is a Austin Martinez
by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023
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Austin

Someone who will touch your 8-year-old sister without permission and will not admit that he did
"Austin, why did you touch my sister?"
by Yousef Elhendy November 28, 2019
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Austin

Puts cucumber in his ass and fucks a cantaloupe
Austin stole my cucumber and fucked my cantaloupe
by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024
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Austin Theory

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner
by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022
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