Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
Get the Johnson's Johnson Saucemug. Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.
by BBCSins November 24, 2021
Get the Johnsonmug. A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022
Get the Jimmy johnsonmug. He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017
Get the marcell service-johnsonmug. by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022
Get the dwayne the rock johnsonmug. by Dembk June 6, 2024
Get the SGT. Johnsonmug. by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023
Get the Bryce Johnsonmug.