Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

Johnsoned

To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.

Kansas got Johnsoned again
Britain got Johnsoned by BoJo over Brexit

by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016

Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.

Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!

by Sagaan December 11, 2016

gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.

"Oh shit it's Gerald Johnson"

by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015

The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016