Vanilla Coward

Someone who will only have sex in missionary with the lights off.

You wouldn’t do that with her? That’s because you are a vanilla coward!

by DJGinjaNinja & the Corrupt COO February 6, 2025

Vanilla

someone (usually a women) who is hella boring in and out of the bedroom they have a super virgin goodey two shoe type of vibe they remind you of rye bread, they don't put out they don't flirt their virgin ears usually don't like to hear what is being said they don't ride they don't suck dick and of you do end up sleeping with them they just star fish they never have had a 3 sum and they are lame ASF to be around and kill the vibe most of the time they are a fucking drag no one fucks with anyone who is vanilla, it's usually a faze something you grow out of

Tammy: hell nah are you fucking kidding me why tf would I wanna back to Becky's that bitch is s bird and all her friends are slutty, I'm tired I wanna go to bed

Brock: holy fuck you know what I'm tired of this go pop your cherry and then come talk to us you're hella vanilla the only thing you know how to suck is the fun out of the party bitch bye Felisha!!!
Trish: no doubt we will see you when you aren't on you're Virgin Mary shit

by XyloZeem January 17, 2026

Vancing

A slang term for fucking a couch to ehaculation and leaving a stain.

"The vice president likes Vancing couches the staff have to replace them constantly"

by Logan maz January 28, 2026

Vagnificenticated

When you have an extremely juicy pussy and you put a vice grip on the head of the penis you don’t let go until full ejaculation occurs.

Last night I took this cougar home from the bar and she Vagnificenticated me when she road me reverse cowboy.

by Petitemom540 February 10, 2025

Vangina

When the D is so good, you get chest pains.

Oh girl! Last night my man Bruce was plowing me so hard I got vangina.

by Dickless Tracy February 12, 2025

Vanilla Volcano

When you ejaculate and it lands in your belly button

Example - I took a cum while laying in my bed and it landed inside of my belly button, looks like I have a vanilla volcano now

by Tyrannus54 March 24, 2025

Vanilla blush kink

When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.

Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 6, 2025