alex clarke

a very lanky person permanently stuck in the friendzone, but we all like him cos he has phat sesh's every year

"Did you hear about Alex Clarke, he's having a phat sesh on Saturday"

by Randomer_101 June 9, 2018

alex chen

aids patient

fucking dirty alex chen giving everybody aids

by muligane December 3, 2018

Alex the Ghost

Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.

“Oh there’s Alex the Ghost!”

by You pleb January 12, 2022

Alex Turner

God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.

Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'

Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

Steve and Alex

The original Minecraft characters. They are now the main skins in Minecraft.

Steve and Alex are funny.

by SillyZman March 30, 2020

Alex L

bad

alex l bad

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

alex turner

the sexiest mf in the world, a talented man, aka alex the band guy

"do you know Alex Turner?"
"who's Alex?"
"the band guy"

by alexturnersgf June 28, 2021