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Monkey tasking 

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!
Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
Monkey tasking by GBuss December 9, 2009

Jimmy Tanningbed

A straight male pretty boy with a tan far too advanced to have been obtained on the golf course as he claims it was.
Yo! Who's that Jimmy Tanningbed dancing with Amy over there?
Jimmy Tanningbed by Trooperdel September 26, 2010

over-tasking 

Similar to Halo, where you first get any type of multi-kill, ie: double, tripple... then on to overkill. To achieve this you must be doing more than two tasks of any sort because less that three is but mere multitasking.
Mac: Bro, the other night I was downing a beer and texting at the same time, then my buddy gives me a high-five right in the middle of all this cause some fine b*tches walked in.

Jesse: Damn son, you were over-tasking like a pro.

Mac: Straight up.
over-tasking by PapaMpartier April 13, 2011

solo-tasking

Doing one thing and one thing only. The exact opposite of multi-tasking.
Yo sierra was soo into the tv at the party last night, it was like nothing else was going on.

Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking

toilet talking 

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.

pre talking 

Talking to someone who has feelings for you but you don't have feelings for them (or vice versa) to then see if the person who doesn't have feelings can develop them
Simon likes Danielle but Danielle doesn't like Simon, but they're pre talking so something might start