McMuffin Top

n. muffin top that is a direct result of too much fast food.
No more drive thru for me until I get rid of this McMuffin Top
by Ambilexirous May 25, 2010
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Top Loader

1. A rare 1993 version of the NES. It is smaller than the old front loading version most are familiar with. It was far more reliable than the old version and is frequently sought after by nerds and retro gamers. It has only an RF ouput, and the games stick out rather oddly.

2. A VCR that is from between 1976 and 1984. The tape would be inserted into a thing that sprang up from the top, then pressed to load and play.

3. Basic sex position where the female is on the bottom and male on top. The man pushes his cock in her cooter and proceeds to orgasm.
1. Sweet I got an NES top loader!

2. I just but a toploader off ebay!

3. A prankster videotaped a couple doing the toploader.
by 2daiy November 28, 2009
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top heavy

In soccer, used to refer to a team that has an imbalance in the squad due to too many attacking players, leading to negligence in the defensive side of the game.
Andy Townsend: With these new signings, Arsenal are looking a bit top heavy at the moment.
by elcumbanchero January 16, 2018
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Fucking Tops

Something that is actualy shit, but when "Fucken Tops" is said, it is said sarcasticly.
Oh yeh Slipknot! Theyre fucking tops!
Our english class is fucking tops!
by eddy1 May 02, 2005
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bottle tops

fresno is a long drine homeboy. you guys want some bottle tops for the road?
by cuco October 05, 2003
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muffin top

The roll of fat that peeks out from under a shirt and drapes over ones pants. Akin to how a muffin usually overflows its wrapper. Typically exemplified by large women in tight clothes.

"Dude look, that chicks got a huge muffin top!"
by Ryan Weider November 19, 2006
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top cat

the top cat in a group of cats
the top cat raped all the other cats
by uclejesse July 06, 2011
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