rats on the track

Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.

Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!

Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!

by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"

by DaHood98 September 21, 2016

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

shit diss track

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.

Hugos made a shit diss track

by Diss God September 1, 2017

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Throwing a Track

When you are talking in or in front of a group of people and you make a good point, but either nobody was listening until then or they don't understand.

Context:
When a tank throws a track, it takes a long time to repair. It is also very annoying and happens relatively easily. In a conversation, throwing a track can take a while to recover from.

Keeping calm before going on stage can help keep you from throwing a track.

by Code_Maker May 29, 2018

ripping up track

When a female is penetrated roughly by multiple very large dicks. Thus destroying her pussy and leaving her sore and exhausted yet satisfied. Similar to running train

We took turns making her cum but we all fell asleep after her 12th orgasm. We were really ripping up track last night.

by Mega_tron June 10, 2018