Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

take a number

A fine women that everybody wants to get with...
A prostitute.

Man you want to get with her you might as well take a number...

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

take a knee

"Take a Knee", heretofore called TAK. This term comes from American Football. Should you f**k up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you TAK. I first heard this term in 1985, though I believe it originated from an earlier date.

Coach Says: Miss your read...TAK. Miss your block...TAK. Miss your hole...TAK.
Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Jesus Freakin' Christ... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 6, 2007

take a bundy

To defecate; originated from how much time spent and joy received by Al Bundy (Married with Children) from taking a dump.

That coffee is really working me; I need to take a bundy!

by MamaLemma March 5, 2008

Take the L

Something a 9 year old buys on the fortnite item shop.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the new item shop?
Person 2: Yea the first thing I bought was TAKE THE L.
Everyone else: ;-;

by yesmaybeidk January 28, 2020

Take it uptown

The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.

Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.

You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!

by Daves-not-here-man February 14, 2020

Take on the dodgems

Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.

"Take on the dodgems:"

"Your dad is taking my mother on the dodgems."

by commodorejohn October 9, 2008