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finger sports

Games which formally meet criteria for competitive match / tournament play, in which the finger(s) predominates during play and are solely responsible for completing the games challenges and /or obstacles. The winner is generally identified by having the highest score.
Hey, Jill, wanna go to the movies tonite?

Nah- I’ll b home playing finger sports on my phone.
by Evenstar570 November 10, 2022
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national shorts day

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022
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long shorts

by lost-kin February 6, 2023
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T-shorts

A short-sleeved T-shirt. long-sleeved T-shirts have now been cancelled.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! WHERE ARE ALL MY T-SHORTS???
the dog ate them.
by pseudootter February 18, 2023
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Bully Snorts Day

February 27th is dedicated to the act of bullying Discord user Snorts for his love mommy dommy fendom and feminin penis. It is legally allowed, and even encouraged to send the video "STOP SENDING ME HENTAI" to him each time he mentions or posts something gay.
Oh boy, it's Bully Snorts Day! I can't wait to show him the vid :D

I'm sorry bud, but you're definitely ain't getting a dommy mommy on Bully Snorts Day.
by YeezeyBreezey February 27, 2023
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E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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