smonsday

When it's Sunday but you can't enjoy ot because you have to go work on Monday
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Smonsday starts at the same time as th3 Antigues Roadshow.

by Myfirstpseudonym April 7, 2024

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Simone Tom(AKA: Bop)

Will and could give you head for a Nickle💀 also will fuck anything and everything

That Simone Tom(AKA: Bop) wanna be fuck my man!!!

by Always carry a cryon when trav April 29, 2024

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Simonyan

It's my surname

My last name is Simonyan

by Akajsi May 6, 2024

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Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.

Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"

by Krallemilla May 21, 2024

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Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

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