When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023
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I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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by Fart&poop125 March 15, 2024
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Get the Shrek 2 mug.The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.
Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.
by Shrek4L April 11, 2024
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verb: Shmeckle; 3rd person present: Shmeckles; past tense: Shmeckled; gerund or present participle: Shmeckling; past participle: Shmeckled; adjective: -shmeckled
1.Having sex with a tiny penis
verb: Shmeckle; 3rd person present: Shmeckles; past tense: Shmeckled; gerund or present participle: Shmeckling; past participle: Shmeckled; adjective: -shmeckled
1.Having sex with a tiny penis
"I may not be very well-endowed but I shmeckled her all night long and she loved it"
"I can't believe I almost let him shmeckle me last night"
"I can't believe I almost let him shmeckle me last night"
by Grant Oliver April 29, 2024
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