Shockgronking

(Noun) When a man inserts a power plug into his anus while gooning giving him a violent electric shock as he streaks.

Boris was Shockgronking in the bathroom of the Apple Store.

by HoodGangMaster September 16, 2024

Shock Tuah

Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.

It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

Shock Tuah

When she uses a gag toy (such as shock gum) to give you head.

Person 1: My johnson hurts so bad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My girl gave me shock tuah last night

by mfomari November 11, 2024

shock and aww

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked

I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺

by Sickomonster December 4, 2024

shock and aww

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked

I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺

by Sickomonster December 4, 2024

Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025