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Drunk in charge of social software

To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.
Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'
by Ed Mitchell December 24, 2008
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soft-on

From having a hard-on to being turned off by something sexually and having it go floppy..
'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'
by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003
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Soft Detroit

The misheard lyric in Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin". While the real lyric is "South Detroit", many drunk college girls can be seen at the bars on a Thursday or Friday night with one hand on a beer and another as high as they can get it screaming this incorrect lyric.
"Just a city boy, born and raised in soft Detroit!" screamed the drunk college students. "Haha, what the hell is soft Detroit?" replied some less drunk college students.
by MSU Steve February 7, 2010
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Soffocotto

Italian slang for blowjob.

Generally used in Nord Italia.
Claudia mi ha fatto un soffocotto.

Laura gave me a blowjob.
by CiceX January 13, 2010
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soft play

The use of dexterous hand movements to manipulate a penis, whilst soft, into a variety of forms.
Our rousing game of soft play ended far too quickly leaving me with nothing but hard cock in my hands.
by Annavercille May 17, 2018
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Sofia

by Lizzaa August 6, 2019
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iam sofa king we todd it

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.
by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008
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