real deal holyfield

something that is legit, or true

Damn, that concert was real deal holyfield.

or

That lady was the real deal holyfield.

by ~`kellen`~ August 30, 2009

Farting In Real Smell

When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.

Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...

by maw999 May 3, 2009

Real man

A real man is a mature guy. A real man is hard working can provide for his family and is willing to provide for others. He protects his family and friends at all costs. He is a very dominant figure. He is a good role model for his kids,showing his boys how to be real men. This term is commonly associated with a country man rather than a city guy due to a real man being more rugged and a “get your hands dirty” type person. A real man is a true gentleman who understands the importance of putting others first and opening doors for others.

Girl: wow, you truly are a real man. Most guys wouldn't do that.

Real Man: you’re more than welcome ma'am

by fishandguns2 October 10, 2018

real nigga hours

Anytime after 3:30AM when you're alone with just your thoughts, or when you're with a good friend and you talk about things that you never bring up around anyone else.

You: I don't like being up till real nigga hours.
Friend: It's alright, I don't blame you. Everyone has problems, some worse than others. But we're always here for you bud.

by Sevens_ April 24, 2018

the real slim shady

Me bitch.

If you're the real slim shady, please stand up!

I guess there's a slim shady in all of us, common'. Let's all stand up haha.

I'm the real slim shady RN. And Eminem is too but. Yeah.

by _the real slim shady_______ July 17, 2016

You the real MVP

You're the real "Most Valuable Player". It's a congratulatory term.

"Whoever leaked the nudes"
"You the real MVP"

by This is a name September 7, 2014

Ahh! Real Monsters

One of Nickelodeon's greatest shows. It was about juvenile monsters being trained to be scary. It featured great characters such as Ickis who's scary ability was to grow larger but because of his large ears was often mistaken for a bunny rabbit. Oblina was clearlt the asian of the group being the smartest and the best student also she resembled a gothic upside down candy cane. Her scary ability was shape shifting into random "scary" things and inducing nightmares in people by sticking her peppermint flavored finger in the victim's ear and tickling their brain. Krumm was the retarded companion of Ikis and Oblina and vaguely resembled Gene Hackman's nut sack. His scary ability was to scream like a pussy and smell like a sweaty asshole. Also his eyes weren't attached to his body so he had to hold them the whole time which didn't mix well with his mental retardation so he would often lose them. And finally The Gromble. Arguably the gayest character on the show, The Gromble was the cross dressing headmaster of the school they went to. Wearing red high heeled shoes and red painted fingernails that ripped through his women's isotoner gloves. This was still a great show no matter how gay or retarded some characters were.

Hey do you remember the show Ahh! Real Monsters?

Of coarse I do what do you think I am....... retarded?

by Jack Hambit August 13, 2010