Paddy's First Law

Paddy's first law states that regardless of the situation, or your own perceived cunning and or guile, you are always more transparent than you think you are.

PR: Hey, did you see the crest on that girl's binder? I'm not sure if she's in undergrad, and if she is, man would i like to kick her out of the law library. I tried to read it, but couldn't make it out!

MH: Yeah, everyone saw you looking man, and I'm pretty sure we all heard you muttering to yourself about undergrads in the law library...

PR + MH: Paddy's first law!

by mhamata March 25, 2010

paddy wagon

An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.

I scored a blowjob from Erin in her paddywagon, and all it cost me was a pack of Kool 100's...

by habeas corpse January 10, 2004

Panda

He is one of the better known icons in Washington. People who don't know him will soon and always do he is currently known in 71% of Washington and all people like his attitude and personality. He was born on 9/29/92. He legal name is Antonio and he chills in all of Washington. Something most people do not want to miss

1. Panda is the one who is there to make you happy

2. Panda is a sense of happiness

by Pandafied November 26, 2010

panda bear

cute boy with adorable curly brown hair but covers it up with a beanie most of the time.
He is incredibly nice to everyone
Panda bear is up for anything and everything.
over all he is the most amazing person in the world person in the world

person 1: OH MY GOD! TYLER BARTON IS AMAZING!

person 2: wait who?!

person 1: That guy! (points)

person 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! HIS NAME IS PANDA BEAR! ..... dumb ass.

by Nikkilovesu November 22, 2011

Panda

Pussy Ass Nigger With A Dick in his Ass

Man the Crestview football team made Plymouth look like such PANDAs when they beat them Friday.

by SmithCR December 31, 2011

sad panda

A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.

Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."

by one angry recipient August 26, 2005

panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006