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number bailing 

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.
I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.
number bailing by robobuilder October 28, 2017
nummers😍
Nummers by Lil rose May 25, 2018

number 3.1 

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself
Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1
number 3.1 by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018

Number Spew 

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning
“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.
Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.
Numberized by swompy September 28, 2018

Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.
"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"
Number One by Sparkythedef October 2, 2018