German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.

“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021

German

The hottest guy alive! No one hotter than him

German Come and f uck me 😮 💨😏

by Whoislia February 23, 2022

Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.

Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.

by Imanisu March 4, 2022

German Sausage

Gay anal sex

Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!

by broman4206969 September 1, 2021

bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.

In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.

by thejoebagley September 4, 2021

German roulette

Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.

So did you do anything with Jacques last night?

Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.

by Little Flame July 3, 2021

German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.

I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle

by Bigshmoneydawg July 5, 2021