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The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
by yomismo August 24, 2008
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The Story Siren

The Story Siren is a fantabulous book review blog run by Kristi.
Check out The Story Siren's review of book x. It's pure awesomeness
by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011
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True kitty story

The truest of stories. They do not get any truer that a true kitty story.
That is a true kitty story right there!
by Carrymeok February 23, 2021
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Lewis Carol's stories

A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
by Minty Mochis December 7, 2021
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Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
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Storying

"STORYING":

1. Offering canoe,
2. Sitting in canoe,
3. Going around in circles, in canoe.
Are you STORYING me, where getting nowhere in this storytelling of lies....
by #junoeuropeae July 18, 2021
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sex story

see pts 1-6. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 7/??
sex story pt 7!!

he slides in and out of me with fast movements, yet the thrusts themselves aren't too fast because he's sliding in and out as much of his length as he can, exactly how i like it, or i should say, love it – because i absolutely can't get enough of it. my legs start to recoil toward my body as my already loud moans get louder, my body tenses and my fingers dig into his sides. 'cum for me, baby girl, cum for daddy' he reassures me as my eyes gloss over, my head falls back and i squirt hard right above his cock. it keeps coming out harder every thrust he makes and my toes curl harder. my grip loosens just a little bit but suddenly gets even tighter as i have another orgasm before i even stopped squirting from the first. as he grabs my face, pulls it up and starts to kiss me passionately with me with our eyes wide open and still gazing at each other's, my grip tightens once again, feeling another orgasm come on. my eyes quake violently, but i don't break eye contact for a second. nothing would break my focus staring into his gorgeous eyes the color of tree bark in the autumn in this moment. as we felt the embrace of each others warm souls, completely naked, flesh against flesh, he starts struggling to kiss me back so i stop too as he stammers 'b-baby i'm gon— baby i'm coming !!' the expression he has as he still gazes into my eyes is as if he's letting his heart and soul melt inside of me.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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