neediocre

Needy + mediocre = neediocre: a person who is below average in all they do, but oblivious to this fact and bleeds for constant validation and attention, for people to always tell them they're the best.
also: neediocrity

Cameron just posted his mix online and said "I feel so great about this mix because someone told me it sucked," - just so he could get attention and people to validate him. jeez he's so neediocre.

by QueenBossLady May 23, 2016

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 13, 2016

Needler Pussy

(in Halo) A camper in online multiplayer whose tactic is to use the Needler weapon in an attempt to score long-distance kills.

Quite commonly seen on the "Hang Em' High" map, although not limited to it.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go play Halo multiplayer on this server?
Person 2: Fuck no, every time I enter that map there are a bunch of needler pussies on that fucking ledge!
Person 1: What the hell is a needler pussy?
Person 2: I'll tell you later...

by Boeing777-300 October 12, 2016

Needleteetle

a needle that goes in your tit

hey, have you ever heard of a needleteetle

by gemmma-teller January 4, 2017

Needle

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017

needick

A dick that has to be sucked, when encounter someone with a needick, you have to suck it. Usually it's very easy to detect someone with a needick.
A needick is always above 10 inches, and usually 2 inches wide. A person with a needick, is almost always buff, and

Got damn, that guy really has a needick.
Did you fuck him yesterday? Yes, you must fuck him, he has a needick

by Litpersonyagetme? September 25, 2017

needle hole

A very small vagina hole

Her tight needle hole almost pinched my cock in two.

by Dixxie Hippie October 1, 2017