Tabby Nap

a tabby nap is when you attempt to take a short nap but then you sleep for longer and travel 30 years into the future.

Person 1: why were you sleeping so long?! theres gadgets and flying cars now!

Person 2: i took a tabby nap..

by TKOrules July 8, 2024

horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

by ratfukt July 25, 2024

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

naps girl

Okay, hear me out, most of dem rell dotish but some could be really sweet. Yeah they go be staring at naps and pres man but dats jus cause dey doh socialize so dey keep dreamin' cause dey too afraid of rejection n doh know how fine or cute dey are.

Naps Girls talking:

Girl1: Woah! I know that dude! I've meet(/seen) him before!

Girl2: Dat naps man over so?

Girl1: Yeah!

Girl2: Well go talk to him nah

Girl1: No.

Girl2: Why?

Girl1: Cause.. he wouldn't want some sweaty, crusty girl talking to him!

Girl2: Ight, suite yuhself.

by videsh ramsuck deepz nuts January 25, 2023

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )

I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.

by Frank Gold February 2, 2023

big napped

When the big bird takes you home after a bender

Our boy Keenan got blackout shiprwrecked, then got big napped by that subway girl. What the fat one? Yeah pal the one with her own gravity.

by Schizo fritzo February 22, 2023