monkey flowers

slang term for marijuana.Usually smoked in a blunt or pipe.

I just saw that guy smoking monkey flowers.

by Kyle Karzmarczyk May 23, 2006

monkeys foreheid

Scottish term for Monkeys Forehead. The female genitalia. Fanny, cunt etc. Needing a trim.

"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"

by The Bat July 24, 2006

monkeydextirous

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.

by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008

monkey jello

an amazing gay guy who thinks he's straight

'Jose totally checked out my shoes and and then asked me out! what a monkey jello'

by suga-bob July 4, 2008

Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

by zagen December 7, 2009

Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.

This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.

by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010