Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt

brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*

by anonymous March 1, 2022

log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.

Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.

by zombie mike March 30, 2009

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

log hoe

A tall ass slutty prostitute.

That bitch is a fucking log hoe!

by Littleppl07 January 16, 2017

Log

To log out of an account, typically when gaming.

"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"

by Garden Guardian November 3, 2021

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

LOGS

Short for lots of gay shit

this class is filled with LOGS

by Whitedragon272 December 16, 2018