Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

Brian Johnson

A guy that rides the line between cocky and arrogant like a drunken circus monkey. Also does not give a fuck what anyone thinks about him.

Brian Johnson

by Wood1417 January 18, 2022

Johnson

Another word for penis

Boi he be havin biiiiiiggggg Johnson!

by Gmaurer July 10, 2019

tate johnson

Omg he has cute eyes hair that smile and everything about him his dark humor and excellent grades so so soooooo mine

Tate Johnson is the one

by Misiewicz November 26, 2017

Paul Johnson

A guy that you meet and think the world of. Later find out he thinks he all that and all woman want him. He is loving, romantic with a big package but has a big head about it.

Hey I was with a Paul Johnson last night and he rocked my world.

by Shortyskull October 21, 2025

Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians

"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022

Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023