i think im about to steal

When somebody is about to steal they will yell this sentence.

“I think im about to steal” with a camera pointed on his face

by SirIdiot October 18, 2020

NO I CANT IM LAGGING

im lagging because Greek mustard a**hole bro ke me computer

can you eat my mom? NO I CANT IM LAGGINg

by BlueColdTails May 12, 2021

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

Mother Fucker Im Starved

Expressing how hungry you are to another person. Even though you are technically calling the person you are expressing youre hungry too a mother Fucker, youre not really insulting them.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.

Me: Mother Fucker Im starved.
Other Guy: Dude, I know right.

by ScottJMcDaid September 5, 2011

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

A request made to not be viewed in a negative way because of one's looks or appearance.

"I hate you!" said Dave.
"It's probably because I'm beautiful. So please, dont hate me cuz im beautiful." responded Ryan.

by Rocknroll85 August 23, 2011

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum

A phrase Duken Nukem says in the 1996 hit Duke Nukem 3d in the third episode of the game, Shrapnel city. Meaning that its time to kickass and chew bubblegum; but because theres no bubblegum left the ass kicking is going to be twice as hard.

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum

by ben best June 17, 2006