wedding horny

Adj. Used to describe a person who gets turned on at the mere thought of a wedding.

Shirly is so wedding horny...she's registered at 4 different stores and she doesnt even have a boyfriend!

by Sweepy Bob December 29, 2008

Yulia Van Horny

The act of having a guy jerk in to a cup and taking a turkey baster to squirt his own sperm into his butthole and then sucking it out of his ass.

Dude, my chick is totally freaky! She Yulia Van Horny'd me last night....it was sensational!

by Pam pantipanti November 6, 2017

Horny

When you are wanting sex really badly and you want to cum all other them

He walks into the room thing just his boxers on with a huge bulge in them you take off your tshirt and you start kissing him and you say 'BABE PUT IT IN ME I'M SO HORNY I REALLY WANT IT AND I WANT TO YOU TO CUM ON ME!' and then you start unbuttining his boxers to revile his 9 inch big fat Juicy cock
And he say 'BEND OVER AND I'LL GIVE YOU HARDCORE' so you take of you pants and bend over and he puts all 9 inches insidea of you and give it you as hard as he could

You: *moaning* HARDER
He does it harder
You:*moaninget louder* HARDER BABE TILL YOU CAN'T NO MORE'
He does it as hard as anyone could
You:*Moans really loud*

You scream'I LOVE YOUR BIG FAT 9 INCH DICK HARDER!!!*
You:*MOANING SO LOUD* I'M CUMING I'M CUMING I'M CUMING

him:'ME TO'
they cum on each other for 7 minutes while licking it off each other while moaning not as loud 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

by FUCKME DADDY December 1, 2019

horny monkey

that would be every single guy *cough* mark strickland *cough*

mark, you're a horny monkey

by amber February 26, 2004

Horny

When a guys dick gets hard and a girls vajayjay get wet

Sally was so horny that when Joey saw her they both became so horny Joey jizzed his pants and Sally got super wet

by Maxareno November 22, 2013

Horny

When a man or woman gets excited

I'm excited to pound a girl vagina because I am horny

by Bigboy69xX September 22, 2019

Horny Level

A measurement of how horny a pedophile is.

Alt Definition: The Level of Horny an individual is Horny.

Exemple Def-A: This one dude on Chris Hanson's to catch and predator Horny Level was over 9000!!!!.

Example Def-B: Ken Spazianis Horny Level was so high that he picked up some random chick and fell in love instantly while smoking a menthol cig.

by the_man_inside_a_tube February 8, 2010