GrundleBus

The preferred method of getting from point A to point B, provided that point A is the Asshole and point B is the Ballsack; most often used by homosexual males

Man 1: I plundered Mikes asshole yesterday, then I tickled his scrotum right after
Man 2: How'd you pull it off so fast?
Man 1: Easy, I used the GrundleBus

by The Captian May 5, 2015

grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.

Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?

by Shark week! October 11, 2015

Grundle snuffler

Person who sniffs used underwear.
Their own or other people's

He's a dirty Grundle snuffler

by Guinea pig stroker March 22, 2016

grundel thunder

When you have a forward traveling fart, which travels up your grundel (gooch) and rattles your sack.

Oh man I just had a wicked grundel thunder.

by Goose and Maverick September 14, 2016

Grundle Bump

To bump one grundle against another, much like scissoring between two people, but can occur between any gender mix. It can occur in rapid succession.

Last night we got hammered and tried to have sex but we just ended up grundle bumping.

by The Realest June 16, 2017

grundle bill

A dollar bill placed in a strippers thong.

The stripper only accepts grundle bills.

by ExpLiciTSainT September 18, 2017

grondus

A type of person who would have a 200 IQ score and is virtually unbeatable with strategy and tactics. If you do beat this type of person you will be respected by this immortal being basicly a demi god.

Dude, I think this guy is a grondus player!

by Whatsupdog?Grondus... May 21, 2018