Saggy Jowl Goon

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck
that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls
by VileGay September 23, 2023
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Flicker goon

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.
"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"
by Goon in 60 seconds June 01, 2024
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goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies
He's a goon jockey that bloke.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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Gooning

Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.
I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.
by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021
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Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith
Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick
by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022
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Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.
Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!

All these are examples of Ethical Gooning
by Moimoi667 May 02, 2025
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Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight
1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues
by Cruned November 25, 2023
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