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Fuck your ex day 

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

Fuck yours 

Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.
Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.
Fuck yours by Brooklin F-Boi August 11, 2019

fuck your fuck

the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.
"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."

Fuck yourself whore 

Fuck yourself whore. I'm the only one who matters here.
Fuck yourself whore by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Fuck your uncle day 

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all
I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance
Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)