Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
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National Fingering Day

Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day
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National Give head day!

On May 1st give any and anyone head . Make sure it’s good tho because nobody needs bad head.
It’s May 1st babe get on your knees and give me sum sloppy head . It’s national give head day!
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