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Swamp crotch 

Stinky, saturated, hand cream, wax coated feeling in area beneath the testicles after 4 days without proper cleansing.

State of crotch when chanting "A marine can stand Anything!!" no longer is a viable way to fight a cold water shower.
I am impressed with his tolerance to swamp crotch.

Dude you stink, you got some swamp crotch goin' on in there?

Swamp crotch by cachinga May 21, 2003

Swamp crotch 

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!
"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"
Swamp crotch by Lauren May 13, 2005

possum crotch

(noun) Anyone who is middle-age or above with a wrinkly grey, prickly haired crotch.
I bet that nasty man has a possum crotch !
possum crotch by Star M January 8, 2009

barbie crotch 

noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had sex in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed.
"What are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten 'any' in three weeks! Honey, I've got a Barbie Crotch going on here it's been so long!"
barbie crotch by The Barbie Crotch January 23, 2009

Swamp Crotch 

When you sweat and the gooch area is as wet as a swamp.
Yo nigga I got the swamp crotch. Imma go take a shower!
Swamp Crotch by seabass72 January 29, 2010

Itch Crotch Club 

A club formed by the first person to get caught itching their crotch. To become a member of the this elite club you must get caught itching your crotch by someone already in the club.
I became a member of the Itch Crotch Club in the hall at school.