clake

Craig's List flake: Someone who calls or emails and says they'll come over and buy your goods, but they never show up and don't call.

"I got 6 emails for my used computer, and all but one was a clake. Oh well."

by Jim Benson February 25, 2009

Jeremy clarkson

A bliviring racist baboon quite funny but overall an idiot who insults and requires a car to monkey around with and he has two presenters to atleast lead his cars back all the time

Jeremy clarkson: Hamond ur a blivreing idiot

by Jewish 99 March 23, 2020

clarking

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013

charkie

1. Alternate form of "turkey," especially when cooked in a microwave.
2. Alternate form of "tricky."
(3.) Sometimes used to express both meanings at once.

1. Can I have a charkie sandwich?
2. Stealing my sandwich was quite charkie of you.
(3.) You charkie sonofabitch.

by Charkee Boy December 31, 2004

Clarkia

A wildflower that is native to California. It has purplish-pink flowers on tall stems.
It comes in many variations, such as Clarkia unguiculata (also known as Clarkia elegance), Clarkia amoena, Clarkia tenella, etc.

Your garden is beautiful! You have such a great abundance of Clarkia flowers!

by Berty0000 December 31, 2008

clarked

when a person or object becomes popular or sort after.

Those shorts are clarked.

by aussiecricketfan January 8, 2012

clarktard

Someone who thinks they know it all. Someone that is controlling and very loud!

clark + tard = clarktard

That clarktard of a boss was being an ass today at work.

by Heather Shadetree February 13, 2014