Clarkia

A wildflower that is native to California. It has purplish-pink flowers on tall stems.
It comes in many variations, such as Clarkia unguiculata (also known as Clarkia elegance), Clarkia amoena, Clarkia tenella, etc.

Your garden is beautiful! You have such a great abundance of Clarkia flowers!

by Berty0000 December 31, 2008

clarkie

New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”

man 1: damn did you rip ass dude?
man2: no, sorry man, i think i just clarkied.

by longpussy July 18, 2020

clarnia

A walk-in closet strictly dedicated to illegal substances resulting in lengthy conversations. Also this walk-in closet requires christmas lights, herb, loud music, trippy posters, lots and lots of pillows (anything soft and/or comfy will suffice). The people of clarnia are designated the title "clarnation" members.

Similar to the famous book the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe by C.S. Lewis, the children discover a portal to a mysterious world called Narnia, we too have found this portal to a magical land. A closet-narnia.... clarnia.

I was sooo messed up last night, I never made it out of clarnia!

by donwiz October 7, 2010

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on

yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo

by extrapolariceflavor December 12, 2022

lewis and clarking

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.

Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!

by historyisawesome January 20, 2014

clarking

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.

Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.

by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009

Clarkin' It

The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.

wowww, stop clarkin' it

by yohomie!!!imsweeet May 19, 2011