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by ShadyJoe April 9, 2003
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pocket check

the act of checking you are ready to go out and you have all the esesntials in your pocket or another safe area(wallet, gum, condom, cell phone, etc.)
Shit! I didn't take a pocket check before the party!
by C-Hud April 14, 2006
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three-point check

1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."
"Dude, I just wiped out bad."
"Did you do a three-point check?"
"Yeah, I passed."

"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."
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Check My Bad Self

East Anglian-
look at me my pasty-faced homo, i am on top of my game.
I win!!!!!!
Check my bad self
by Frank October 16, 2004
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CHECK!

das wen u tell sum 1 to do sumthin an dey do it
Hoe sit down (guh sits down) CHECK!!!!
by wakeem September 8, 2005
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Check

1. Noun; Peice of parchment that is used in banking to give large amounts of money to people easily.
2. Verb; To go over something to make sure its the way you want it.
3. Noun; Symbol, usually meaning good, or correct.
1. "My mommys check was really small she said. Oh, by the way, were moving."
2. "Damnit Tom, why do you have to triple check everything?"
3. "OK kids, count your checks, whoever has the most wins!"
by James C. Bird September 9, 2007
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check valve

A person who does not have the capability of seeing both sides of an arguement.
Following an arguement where the one person continues to not recognize that his/her point of view could not possibly be incorrect.... "Why cant you at a minimum see that the other side of the arguement could have some merit? You fucking check valve. You one way mother fucker!"
by JP7 March 11, 2009
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